Saturday, December 30, 2006

Liecence Sticker Colours

SLAUGHTER PARTY MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS SIMON SIMON

Go sabadete, Royo-bloggers! Last night

have hanged Saddam

and just exploded a car bomb in Barajas. Presumably, all these events will delight the prophet Simonastro , which must be celebrating the Feast of Sacrifice or Eid El Adha
more passion, if possible ...

Nor have we been able to avoid the temptation to include in the post today a priceless stamp of nerd

of UNED
- praying at the Mosque of Cordoba
to regain the Al-Andalus. Needless to say what would happen if a Catholic or a Jew asked to exercise their faith in the esplanade of the meteorite in Mecca. But we know that Spain is different ... We suggest that the yield UNED all centers of Spain to the Mohammedan community persecuted can preach peace and universal love and give lectures on Islam, stoning, or infibulations Iranian theocratic constitution. This, of course, with the participation of Simón Royo to spread his theories on "theodicies terrorists"
.
Mansur Escudero, "praying" Indeed, Simonet : When will we see you praying at the mosque of the M30? Or even better, before the

Escorial and the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela

? With so handsome that 'd beard and hijab! Meanwhile, as we know your inclinations for the excesses, we wanted to give some indications for the celebration of the sacrifice of the lamb. The

Royo-bloggers already know that each Muslim family must sacrifice at least one poor lamb according to the technique cruel Mansur Escudero, profesor de la UNED, haciendo el gilipollas ante la Mezquita de Córdoba

Halal (cutting the jugular vein and bled alive). A few years ago in France discussed the legality of this conclusion by the complaints of many French people who lived in terror of the screams of animals slaughtered in the bathtub of their Muslim neighbors during this joyous celebration. The Feast of the Sacrifice or Aid El Adha

recalls the moment when the Archangel Gabriel

changed the son of Abraham a lamb when he was determined to obey the demands of their God (see picture). So Simon Royo, please do not sacrifice your son today. With just a poor little lamb ... Is it enough? Would not it be desirable to replace a real sacrifice on the other metaphorical and abstract? Almost all religions have evolved, but some, of course!



Happy Holidays!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Pet Friendly Rat Baits

ROYO ROYO ...



Today we will be very brief because surely you will be enjoying the holidays and do not want to give you the grill. However there is a very special dedication to the bony shabby-
Nietzsche

of Simón Royo and delusions of grandeur. El arcángel San Gabriel cambia al hijo de Abraham por un cordero. Fiesta del Sacrificio


Poem

Theodor Lessing (chosen with great intention for being who he was and what she wrote ...)




And here some pictures Nietzsche's real shocking
sick:



  • ***

Note: If you look good in the video will see that Nietzsche actually ere squint. But there the similarities end between the philosopher and philosophaster.
  • soon return to the load,
  • Joseph K.


Saturday, December 16, 2006

Changing Struts Jeep Liberty

A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS WITH SIMON SIMON

(Do Click on photo for larger view!)




*** Dear

Royo-Bloggers, Look up. A glowing star to guide us Bethlehem. Very soon return to close the circle of the eternal and the Messiah

returns
Sol Invictus Luminaire philosophy. Praise the Lord! Simón Royo I Kalligraphos Josephus, also known as Joseph K
., I have the honor to write with my pen trembling pulse the good news of the arrival of our savior.
Star Simon Simon Aster " or Simonastro " is about to descend on us and fill us with His grace. Go to assemble
Palestine the Bethlehem
, right now is going to spark civil war between supporters of
Fatah and Hamas
. It is time that the voice heard Simonastro strong and clear.
Now sing, faithful
simonastrinos : Adoro te devote Verbum caro panem verum Carnem efficit verb: fitque Merum sanguis Christi. Et si sensus deficit, ad firmandum cor sincerum sufficit sola fides.

A devoutly I adore thee
The word is flesh and flesh and body makes to his word
what was bread and butter. It
blood wine,
and although we do not understand,
enough faith, if there
sincere heart.
Yes, brothers. Simón Royo

is

logos incarnate, U + N + O indivisible

advaita, alpha and omega, lux mundi
verb
and flamboyant. Inflame the minds of the merchants who have earnings in the temples, "embrace" the prostitutes, seek out your other cheek to strike with his right divine. Bourgeois and humanist, men and women cowards who you refuse to regodearos with the smell of blood, ye obstinate, they feel horror at the suffering and death, hear parables:




Hegel said at the end of his Preface to the Phenomenology of Spirit, "The activity that the individual belongs in the total work of the spirit can only be minimal," but he was wrong can be far more important. Despite the neoliberal ividualismo
mediocre
atoms with

sumistas

who devote their e
xistencias to feed the machine work of gains, with the joint action of national peoples and revolutionary crowds , there are individuals that affect in no small total work of history. A terrorist (be the side that is) can be one of such individuals .

http://www.aporrea.org/actualidad/a8672.html

Ah, you proper voice, leader of the dark night of the soul, love move the sky and the stars! Oh, son of the pure and intangible Postmodernitas -blue cloak under which the shelter is seeking the warmth of maternal love you, oh, no-child son of a carpenter who works with the Marxist wood materials reality!

Simon

, you who deny the pusillanimous, have, however, a good heart filial

In the case of the paradox
suicide terrorism is important. You can not stop and execute the offender because he's dead, but a justice system that has turned into a system of vengeance can not be satisfied with the fact that the terrorist, in fact, have already paid with his life the attack and has to download his revenge on someone. [...]

is not the case for collaboration with an armed group of a mother, because at home we all have our mothers that we host be and do what we do, and our mothers have nothing to do with what we do with our lives. I imagine that demolished the house of my mother because of my writings in rebellion and I imagine myself trying to explain to police that my mother is right, who vote for Aznar, who has nothing to do with my political positions and antagonistic ideologies that have yet they get along filial.

http://www.rebelion.org/palestina/royo310702.htm

What a joy and what a relief that no Simon strictly follow the commandments of the anarchist anthem and "respects" his mother! Ugh!
***
Meanwhile, Royo-Bloggers , and you should be writing your letter to
Reyes Magos (the East).
"Des-east-detached? Have you been bad? Not enough? Maybe you should renew your home arsenal "progressive commitment" and to list it. Namely:

The Complete Works of Marx and Bakunin published by a publisher to cite in your South American articles. Much better if they are second hand.

• How do you walk in
Foucaults
, Derrida and Vattan ? Surely you need some work for the don't use as a punch to pierce the veil of Maya
of decadent Western culture and self-indulgent. Make an inventory, ask your colleagues if they have this or that book. Pareceréis an intellectual inquisitiveness and diligent, hungry for "all-encompassing knowledge," as Simon would say
-. • How about some ethnic music discs and / or urban suburbs? The son of a
millionaire like Manu Chao
, perhaps? Anything else
trash, indie and anti-globalization? À vos choix
... But the more tune singers, best poets are cursed.

Internet • I asked for a packet of marijuana seeds to plant at home. Is ideal, ecological and decorate amount. As a supplement, ask also a moldy shirt with the message that "mari cure cancer" . See note

a Royo-Blogger about> • Collecting
amateur fanzines on squatter movements and culture multi-tutti-cool alternative. Nothing like going to the flea market or caught around crappy color photocopies illegible.

• buy coffee and weeds in a fair trade shop. Also serves a Peruvian poncho. • How not, you leave the living room, clearly visible, foreign language books. Something striking the title, say, "< Empire," " No-Logo", "Die Postmoderne eute h" or "Das Phänomen Michel Houellebecq," The femme et l'Islam. " There is always a risk that this will be interpreted as "intellectual globalization." In this case, as you can hold fast to what we once called "cosmopolitanism" and mention that you recently visited
Paris banlieues and the issue you are worried about a high degree. You'll be phenomenal.
• Ask the Magi about the "intellectual manifestos
" coolest 2007. Sure you can emerge as accredited
"writer and journalist"

lists of signatories committed to a resounding Case-too-distant-that has nothing to do with you. The more obvious firméis more important pareceréis. It's about strategy and media ubiquity. • Finally, review your wardrobe. Put in your real list any request for second-hand clothes "Humana" or jerseys high semiotic ("I rock", "Free Patagonia", "Rebelde Way"). But not much and combinadlo lavéis all with a casual look- of haggard unshaven. far, our holiday catalog. The key is not to be "left" arm but noise. If we pay heed, you may give a bequita or you can provide a master "postmodern" in the UCM. You never know. Royo-Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Gifts To Bring A Stroke Patient In The Hospital

ROYO ROYO Thus Spoke SIMONASTRO

Pending the publication of a new article by Simon Royo, today we discussed this very special entitled

Hymn to anarchist

(

Rebelión January 23, 2004)
"I'm going to start smoking again, without ceremony, so fuck me, for to pay for treatment of my lung cancer you will have to work more»
So begins, dear bloggers
Royo-
, one of the warmest texts written by Simon

Royo. You know that Christmas is coming and nothing like the manifesto of Simon to set in the warm spirit of harmony and universal love bring these intimate dates. Barely noticed us, we are witnessing the birth of a new faith which guides light the way for future generations. Witnessing the dawn of a new era engendered by the sacred power of the word:
Thus Spake
Simonastro
... ta, taaa, ta-taaa taahh ... (now, now, Royo-bloggers, you must turn to play the chords sound .)

Strauss, Dawn



Or better yet, behold this Simonastro
down from the mountain:

? Not so long ago post on the net! Do you lack time? Should you scrub your summaries of Protagoras for which you pay your bequita's plugged in? How is it that we have thus abandoned? "In these days? Where are your articles that warn of capitalist consumerism of Christmas? Do not want to remind as miserable as we are to give our children a toy and watch their little eyes shining on the eve of Kings? Do not insult us by meeting our friends and family? Yeah, man, you tell us that we are mired in nihilism bourgeois comfort, a slave alienated by the system, cowards who do not kill or violate in the name of Islamic revolution, red-Rojitas ... Púrganos of our problems: a Please. gotta spread the iconoclasm of capitalism and religious imagery. For God, that the stalls are offending Muslim immigrants! By God, Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas or Christmas tree Germanic are another example of the jaws of globalization! By God, the winter solstice is white and Eurocentric! What the child was well looked ecstatic how lit lights of the giant Christmas tree in New York? Ah, yes, now is a mosquito bug on her forehead hold a gritty grooves that seems to be eighty-aged. No child today should enjoy as you enjoyed yourself: that is your religion of resentment
We transfixed by the joy of receiving the teachings of our solitary thinker, Walker road ever trod by human experience. Oh, you,
der Wanderer, you throw the light to shine in it. We declare your most fervent supporters.
Can there be any religion without sacred texts? "No masses or preaching? Where do you hide,
Simonastro
.
Without your eyes of "cross-eyed basilisk " Simonastro
, we are poor orphans. We ask that threaten your teeth dull blonde who commit statutory rape with the philosophy and the "fine literature" and that they take away your dignity and use them as your speeches intellectual farce anarchists as the aforementioned "Hymn to
anarchist."

Go with the anthem! It sometimes happens that someone who intends to change the world with filthy texts do not even have the willpower to kick an addiction as common as smoking. It's easier to blame the entelechy of the multinationals to take their own weakness of spirit.




What pleasure to smoke! What joy to note how I break a lung alveoli to give a deep drag! What a miserable world in which we kill and seek benefits only multinationals is live!



so easy, yes sir. And then you have a fit of badness Nietzsche and heptálogo you give us this as a mockery of Mosaic Law:



1.No love God and hate any all subservience to god, institution or man.

2.Tomarás misuse the name of any God and sanctify every day as holidays.

3.No will work towards the benefit of individual persons but only in the self or the collective.



4.No Honor your father and your mother, not only will follow the customs of your tribe.

uncensored 5.Pensarás around and give free rein to your desires. Kill, fornicate and steal everything you can without giving the bones in jail.

6.Levantarás true testimony against covet your neighbor and your home and property, they are all stolen.

7.Desearás a woman (or man) of others and all other women (or men), even the (or) that lives with you. For no one is wholly owned by anyone.

When you put "hard" macho, you're so sexy ... If it were not more than one has tested the pain of your fists, we could laugh at your bravado. To employ the term "fornication." Uuuhh, so strong, why irreverent uuhh, use biblical terminology of "town hall" to shock us with your sexuality dysfunctional. What fantasies so uplifting! How manly! Priapic drive much crazy! And you "philosopher" who thinks "uncensored", uuhh. It can not stand! 're so ... so simonástrico!

One day we decided to descend from the cave in which moraste for years to share with the rest of us your superhuman. We must rid ourselves of our prejudices and bourgeois morality. Sure, sure. Alas, mankind does not understand you because you are not prepared to capture your message and the only wire artist who stumbles listens and is killed. It's so hard the path to superhuman! It's so amazing that you try to imitate the philosopher Flounder boom that has despised mediocrity and boredom of stupidity! worth to talk about your "Bat-cave." Anyone visiting the room of your house you will see that is full of "intellectual gadgets" strategically placed. What is most striking is a cheap replica of a stele Sumerian Gilgamesh -nor the British Museum, which verifies your "interest" in ancient history. Lie restrained on the shelf right next

Cervantes to Shakespeare ; There, many Platos Gredos publisher of protruding pieces of paper (gad, your precious little notes of diligent philosopher!), In the corner, another

Plato
publisher Aguilar but the sausage in a library (the footprint of the label reveals that actually steal back, arguing that nothing belongs to anyone). And why not, you will meet many, many volumes of Bakunin
... Every piece of paper is a picture of your intellectual armor: it is the habitat of the emperor's clothes invisible. Some boast of a car, others beautiful wife, trophies and athletes chosen few-the-line model their biotope with their complex thinker ...

must be very hard. And,
Simonastro on your shoulders rests the fate of mankind. You're tired. It's natural. So you write:



No one with less strength of mind that good Rousseau, whose large vacillations of mind and a high sensitivity have led to frequent disturbances, despite tears and not because of them succeeded, heroically, write great lines. Bourgeois bastard! They kill and then you render them worship! Tribute to so and so, the centenary of Somebody's niece, exposure vanghocito ... Begging, marginality, madness and repression remains castor oil for most of the anarchists, for those who do not give either the Capital or the State, for those who have stayed forever without breathing space and always have been swept to the outside. Those are the best! Those were the best! I have not the nerve to pretend to be one of them. Oh, madcap twist ... If we allow it, we would like to introduce the final orders of the new anarchist posthumanistic for fixtures in 2007:


I Simonastro declare that:

embody absolute evil as capitalism and the Western democracies: why I write in support of dictators in the world


The Jews are a caricature of capitalism: why I'm anti-Semitic


burguesonas Feminists are a bad f * ll * d * s: I'm so macho

  • Gays and lesbians are a capitalist construct: for that I'm homophobic
  • Muslim intellectuals calling for a progressive improvement of democratic values \u200b\u200band human rights, as Orhan Pamuk and Jahanbegloo-are negligible, so I am Islamist
  • Infibulation, stoning, tribal courts and the militia are trademarks cultural terrorism on behalf of companies not globalized: why I am a cultural relativist
  • grammars and dictionaries are written by bourgeois academics: why I write as a functional illiterate
  • The public school is a machine that generates slaves why am ignorant
  • Thus says the true Simonastro
    :
  • Simonet, do not forget,
    Gott is tot ...